| Webcammers |
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| Jenna Edwards as Jen |
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| Robert Mercado as Robert |
| Sondra Lowell as Sondra |
 | Valeri Ross as Dr. Valeri |
| Guests
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 | Buster Jo Velvet as Buster |
| Chad Newman as Chad |
 | Gary Gillett as Gary |
 | Matt Heffner as Pizza Guy |
| Dancers |
 | Patience Cleveland as Patience |
| Patt Benson as Patt |
 | Ricardo Changeux Choreographer |
| Fans |
 | Elwood Carlisle as Elwood |
| Erica Katzin as Erica
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 | Kayo as Kayo |
 | Kellan Patrick as Kellan |
| Voices |
| Microsoft Mike as the Boatman |
 | Scott Peterson as the Crew guy |
 | Sherry Weston as Jen's mom |
 | Susan Balboni as the Maid |
| On-camera crew |
 | Militza Atchine as Militza |
 | William Anderson as William |
| Bought and Paid for Critic |
 | Rory Knox Johnston |
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